Dadisms for Boys
Big boys don't cry.
Don't worry. It's only blood.
Don't you know any normal boys?
You call that a haircut?
"Hey" is for horses.
You call that noise "music"?
Sit up straight, knucklehead!
So you think you're smart, do you?
What's so funny? Wipe that smile off your face.
If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times
You want something to do? I'll give you something to do.
What keeps those jeans of yours from falling off?
Eat it! It will grow hair on your chest!
Husbands are a sorry lot.
I love you, son!
"Son, don't ever get married. And tell that to your kids."